I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
I was hidding Easter eggs in CHURCH this morning when one of the older men came up to me and said "I always knew you'd be a bunny just not the Easter kind" ... Our congregation obviously has high hopes for their pastor's daighter
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
My penis just literally said "Yaaaaaay!!!" It's the first time it's spoken out loud. Before this we could only communicate through rudimentary sign language
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
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