I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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