You're gonna have to start calling my house phone from now on
How come?
Cuz 'Dad' looked pretty similar to the word Dane when i sent that picture message
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Thank you for deleting me from Instagram. Also, I'm carrying your child. Happy new year!
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
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