i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
Jordan and I are drunk and barred out at the liquor store sitting in the awesome $70 Corona bench bargaining with the owner for a lower price, all while passing the Belvedere bottle between the two of us. Real life. College has down this.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
My new hangover cure is going for a haircut, just so the stylists give me a scalp massage during the shampoo.
That certainly explains the nine times your hair has looked different just this last month alone.
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
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