My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
How did I get so drunk? We had to fish that girl out of the Goodwill Donation Box.
If I die today, promise to let the world know I partied.... oh god did I party
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
I'm at the hospital waiting for my sister to push out her kid. I think I'll roam the halls and shame all the teenage mothers.
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
Real life skills section of my resume: blow jobs, food knowledge trivia, sarcasm, mascaera application, sexting, tolerance of rail liquors
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