Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
Little spoons don't ask big questions
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
It's all part of my master plan: have him buy me all I can eat pizza and all I can drink beer AND THEN tell him there was no spark and we're better off as friends.
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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