quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
It's not really the holidays until I raid the medicine cabinet. Happy hydrocodone to me
And a merry methadone to all
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
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