wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
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Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
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HE FINALLY TEXT ME AND CALLED ME BY MY TWITTER NAME STAND BY FOR THE WEDDING INVITE, BRIDESMAID
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
I still have that dildo-suction bruise on my forehead and this sweater STILL smells like my Christmas Eve vomit.
So I decided to sleep with him for the first time in months so I can convince him it's his kid instead of the other guy
Dude, I need a fuckin wingman and this could finally make us eskimo brothers, how can you pass that up?
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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