thus making me awesome and them whores
Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
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