I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
Either these are mashed potatoes in my pants, or I was drunker than I thought.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
Hey man your outta milk
How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!
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she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
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It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
I cried while dry heaving in the back of the car to the New York song with jay z in it. I was singing it inbetween gags.
And then the night went full on bisexual.
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
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