Sry I called you an 8
she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
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