Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
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That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
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