How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
I should have slept with you when you were wearing the gorilla suit. I've had dreams about your chest hair. I hope jail wasn't too bad.
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
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