nut hugger
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
I woke up to a text that said "You're a fucking asshole" Why is she so pissed at me?
Im guessing it has something to do with running up to her boyfriend screaming "THIS IS SPARTA" and kicking him in the balls.
Is that considered a cock block?
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
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He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
What not to say at an interview: i can wrap the shit out of some food.
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That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
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