yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
I tried to put a seat belt on in the shower. And I'm 80% sure I ate soap.
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
We found you passed out clutching your purse. There was 16oz of unopened cheddar cheese inside. You just kept saying SALSA YES.
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
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