real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
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I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
i just yelled "run, its godzirra!" to an asian kid who looked confused by the tornado alarm test
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
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I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
The empty keg landed on my head. It's a good thing we already got shitfaced or i'd be a vegetable and the humor would be completely lost.
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
All the doctor said was why
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
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