HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
If by any chance I go to the hospital make sure you stuff a pint in my pockets so I can keep up.
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
Carson kissed me on my cold sore before I could stop him so I think I gave my kid herpes. Mom of the year. Just call me MOTY.
I just watched our fat male neighbor dibble a soccer ball across the lawn. It looked like Baywatch with diabetes
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
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