i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
Hey, don't blame me for the shitty evening; I wasn't the one who promised hookers, Dos Equis and foster kittens. Keith was.
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
Randomize
