You made me cry and you don't even care
Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
I believe its time to stop celebrating Thanksgiving. I've been drunk for over a week. If my liver doesn't give out, and I'm not pregnant I will truly have something to be thankful for.
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
The things I do for you. Not that I'm unhappy about it. I'm just saying you should love me.
Did you sleep with him again?
No! I just led him to believe that I would if he gets me booze. Do I have that little class that you have such minimal faith in me?
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
What procrastination leads to: I have submitted a third of my job applications this week with a BAC that would get me arrested
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
You’re sleeping on my couch so you’re not making dick appointments tonight
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