laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
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when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
Yeah I should probably start planning our first conversation instead of our first child.
No, no... it's pale and surrounded by awkward, curly, red hair. It's the Ronald McDonald of penises.
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
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do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
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