He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
when my professor asked "does anyone know what streches across south america" and a kid in the back row said "my exgirfriends vagina" i knew i was at home.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
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I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
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My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
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