hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
This Pinterest wedding planning is a good distraction. I'm great at this, my imaginary wedding is beautiful
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
LIKE ALL I WANT TO CURE MY HANGOVER IS PORKROLL AND LIKE 85% OF THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
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