if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
I was talking to this girl who was in love with the air force. I was doing decently until I mentioned that the navy actually has more planes. Cockblocked by my knowledge of random trivia again.
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
Are you responsible for the syringes and miniature cactus garden that has magically taken over my fridge?
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
I figured it out! There's blood on the kitchen floor because I fell into the dishwasher. And there's a face dent. And it doesn't work.
Yea.....I saw that happen.
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