Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
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I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
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I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
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