Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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