Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
I am sweating out the vodka to make room for the whiskey tonight.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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