I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
Note to self. Don't order a $10 bottle of wine on a 40 min flight because it seems like a good deal.
God you're perfect.
I am. So drunk right now. Good work, Frontier.
Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.
Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
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