What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
gotta love it when a reminder comes up on your phone and u think u forgot about a meeting or something then u read it and its only to remind me to go to the titty bar at 3
It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
Please ask me to tell you about the time I watched two of my friends chase my drunk roommate with a broken foot around downtown
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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