My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
So apparently after he gets hammered, falls down a set of stairs and gets a concussion, he can still come home and find a way to play his guitar solo bullshit as loud as possible while i seduce my date...
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So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
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I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
If people had ratings on Tinder I'd give you 5 out of 5 stars.
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
Clutch
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
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