So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
I wasn't sure if "you're even prettier in the dark" was a compliment. Hmm.
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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