i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
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He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
Slowly realizing that my only incentive to bathe is shower beer
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It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
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