Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
high people should be assigned attendants
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
i hate going to her parties because i always know everyone there which means everyone knows my ex which means i wont get laid
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
As a BFF it is your duty to answer when I drunk call you at 3 in the morning because I couldn't find a knife to cut that cake. I finally found one, fell asleep with it and the cake in bed. K thanks bye.
You were so drunk, you kept telling everyone you had a platinum vagina.
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