Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
I saw your purple underwear in the road this morning.
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
I lost my wallet so I paid for my cab ride home with a sausage sandwich I found in my purse. Must have thought it was my wallet.
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