Well apparently he's into motor boating.
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
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hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
your mom just called me and asked me why i'm not in jail with you right now.
Ended up at a lesbian bar and almost got stabbed in the eye with a dart. Weirdest bachelor party ever.
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
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ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
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