i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
Just pulled my keys, cell-phone and a pack of cigarettes out from between my cleavage. This one guy's face was priceless.
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
I don't know if I'm more excited about getting chipotle or about getting laid
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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