He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
I'm eating all of the evidence.
he pissed his pants, and she still wants to hook me up with him. I try not to date guys with bladder control problems... Unless they're loaded anyway.
every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
Girls behind me in the library are trying to outslut each other with stories from last semester. I'm about to set my cock on the table between them and label it "tie breaker"
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
i just entered cocaine into my calorie counter.
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
I'm gunna wear a purple dress, so if you see someone looking confused and lost wearing purple it's probably me
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