Well apparently he's into motor boating.
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
So you've been sexting me while spending time with your family
I'm a family man but I have priorities
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
Randomize
