Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
Woke up behind one of the fraternity brothers houses in the grass wearing a guinness hat and aviators hugging a 30 rack box with a zonie on my chest next to a campfire.
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
I actually had to tell him that sex doesn't replace my Tupperware. Our relationship has reached a weird level.
how drunk are you?
Several
Just remember I’m your roommate with extremely questionable morals
Exactly, what could possibly go wrong
It’s just a penis. It’s like every other penis except it’s not the one you’re married to. Ride it or don’t ride it, but don’t agonize about it
Your not going to hell because you need some strange and the neighbor noticed you look damn good in a bikini
Randomize
