It's a beautiful day for a hangover
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
You thought they were asking for volunteers for a karaoke contest so you jumped up not realizing it was actually a "last 3 minutes boxing match". But you took that right hook like a champ.
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