Um, that's called prostitution
Not if I leave it on the nightstand, then it's called cab money
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
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Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
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On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
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