Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
Hey just to warn you theres a really fat guy passed out in front of our front door snoring. Don't touch him, he's in god's hands now.
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she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
Funny how I'm trusting a magic 8 ball I found in the kids toy section to tell me about my sex life
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he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
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