This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
I don't think I can fit "I'm sorry for ruining Christmas" on one cake. Better make two.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
Fun fact. I am at the police dept. getting served a warrant for unpaid ordinance... and the officer was a one night stand from like 10 years ago.
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
You offered the police officer a Snickers ice cream bar and cried when he wouldn't take it...
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
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