so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
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She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
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I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
I think I need to start sobriety testing my Tinder dates.
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
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