i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
Housekeeping called in a homicide detective. Just spent an hour explaining that we had vigorous hotel vacation sex five times, even though I was having a heavy flow day. It'll definitely be what you call a memorable honeymoon.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
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Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
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I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
We were right in the middle of sex and all of a sudden his kids toy story action figure starts talking "I think the word your searching for is Space Ranger." A literal Buzz kill. It was equally creepy and hilarious.
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
i'm extremely hungover on the ski bus and the driver is playing abba. this. is. not. okay.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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