I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
This bar receipt from last night makes no sense
You were wasted and got mad that it was too high so you subtracted 50 bucks in the tip line from the total
I wish that would've worked
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
To the person who left a cup of vomit in the bathroom: I commend you for your aim but you are dead to me- not an ideal birthday present.
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We've completely outdone ourselves. We packaged a collective total of six grams of pot and salvia into little bowl-sized tinfoil capsules. It's totally impossible to tell which is which without comparing, every Friday from now on we pick one out and see what the fuck happens
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
Dear Ex-Sister-in-Law, I never thought I would say this, but I just found your panties in my back seat. Please remind me to give them back.
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
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