But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
Either I'm drunk or judge Judy has 3D commercials...so I think I'm drunk. Also I may or may not haven eaten a hoagie on the toilet when I didn't want to stand up
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
I still have a little drunk in my system
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
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