And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
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she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
Someone said we're out of ice. You collapsed on the spot and started sobbing, saying 'but where will all the polar bears live". That drunk.
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
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I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
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