porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
We folded our dollar bills into airplanes. This really makes the strippers work for it. Like air miles.
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
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As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
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Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
I lost my wallet so I paid for my cab ride home with a sausage sandwich I found in my purse. Must have thought it was my wallet.
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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