Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.
why did you put a dildo on the ceiling fan
the dildo had a suction cup and we had a ceiling fan what did you expect?
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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