Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
ugly people sure do ruin things
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
you left a note on your car that said " please dont tow, im to drunk to drive. safety first!"
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
He just snapchatted me a picture of his cock. The angle makes it look like a freakin skyscraper. Thinking of photoshopping a little monkey on it.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
I just licked a piece of cheese off my phone screen if that makes you feel any better
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
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