i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
apparently the officer said last night, "son, why don't you do yourself a favor and spread your legs so you don't keep vomiting on them". why can't I remember those nights?!
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
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