happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
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He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
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Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
whole 5th of capt = waking up in the shower after 2 hours and the whole house asking why i'm STILL in a towel. and me having nothing to say
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