I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
Why are you at a bar in Connecticut?
Long story. One that now involves lots of delicious chicken wings om nom nom
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Dear Mark, please dispose of your crusty mcdonalds napkins used to jerk it at my desk
discrete masterbation is a lost art
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
Opened my wallet to find a slice of ham with a phone number written on it in sharpie.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
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