just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
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dude i feel like at any given point 3/5 of that family is trying to fuck you
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
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He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
The awkward moment when a lady ask you what kind of lipliner you're using, but really I have just finished eating hot cheetos.
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
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