i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
it's great music for shaving your balls
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
So I just chugged the rest of the wine in my mug so I would have something to eat my corn flakes in. With a plastic fork. I need a dishwasher
And maybe a life coach?
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
Had a booty call cancel on me tonight. Said he hurt his back. So this is what single and 30-something is like. Suck.
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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