just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
Just snuck alcohol into the hospital for my mom.
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
You're dating a nurse! That's smart, you never know when you'll have a medical emergency. Probably liver failure.
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
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