Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
He's on the porch naked. Help.
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
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